Poetry

This page shows all my Poetry:


Bad poetry. A poem shamelessly stolen from me by my good friend Tamla Walker and used in the Itchy Guides Bath city guide 2003 (August 2003):
 
Hot Chocolate

Frothy,
Not coffee,
And you can sing,
You sexy thing.

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Bad poetry. I won five pounds for this when it was used in the humorous verse section of famous vanity publisher Poetry Now magazine (March 1999):
 
On The Buses

When I get on a bus
as a precautionary measure,
I like to talk about my meringue collection to elderly ladies
And demonstrate origami to uninterested poodles.
I tend to groan loudly
about the chocolate weasels
which infest my brain.
Then quietly talk to people about
the time the FBI
interviewed my big toe
-you know- after Kennedy was shot.
This then ensures
that during my journey
I don't get the nutter sitting next to me.

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